“This process is taking longer than expected. Odd.”
|–> Linux error.
A fatal error
Continue, SmartStart cannot
Agony reboot
|–> SmartStart haiku
“You don’t exist. Go away!”
|–> after removing the /etc/passwd file
“Some evil bastard moved the damned config file on me.”
|–> some ftp program
“you mispeled a keywurd”
$ make love
Not war?
|–> from the good old days
“What?”
|–> garbled command in vi
From the Thirteen Greatest Error Messages of All Time, the comments section.