Mar 07 2008
Objection Oriented Programming
/* !!!!!!!!!!! Warning: Objectionable Code Ahead !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! */
File I/O:
tantrum "Where the hell is that file I needed??"
throw(trantrum) because not opened
Declarations and Control:
yours is nil
mine is 2
damn this is gonna take a while {
up yours!
this can’t be right(yours is more than mine)
I take exception to that {
bitch(”You can’t do that!”)
} finally {
get the hell out of Dodge
}
}
It’s funny how one sly comment can inspire a whole new way of thinking about a problem. Many thanks to John for this one; expect a wikipedia report just as soon as we’ve gotten an interpreter up and running.
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Doesn’t anyone find this funny??
You should give your readers a bit more time to comment. You know, I don’t read your blog every day (especially because there is no update every day). Anyway, I am looking forward to your interpreter for this language.